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That thing that spins at high speed...
ID: 5320510
Repeatable: False
Validate Conditions on Start: True
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Men obviously want big dicks! “A gold phallus filled with energy, spinning at high speeds, extendable and retractable, tireless –
You don't know what expression to make for a moment – and in that instant, she somehow pulled out a... sample.
This thing buzzes as it spins, pressing right against your nose, with Mahir endlessly explaining:
“It's filled with aether, and it moves on its own. You just need to lie there, and it can handle everything! Plus, I can do a simple procedure to attach it to your skin so you can still enjoy a lot of pleasure! It's hard but warm, rugged yet comfortable, grand yet flexible, and it even has three extra modes: electric shock, heat, and cooling oil!"
You hold your forehead, feeling dizzy.
“Try it! Try it! You try it first, and then we'll promote it! Every man would want this!"op1: For the time being, let's ask one more question...op2: It’s indeed a good idea...op3: Get that thing away from me.
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- Card (Rod of Life)
- Rite: Life Creation Master
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You ask her, if you're going to use this thing, then what about your original...
She pauses, seemingly never considering this question.
"Well... you can keep it, uh... bury it with yourself in the end? I've heard the eunuchs in the Sultan's harem do this! And, uh... you can also offer it to the gods?"
You tell her that gods probably wouldn't like such a thing. But to install that bronze luxury item made by her, you will have to cut the original, right?
She nods heavily. "Ah! Don't worry, you can keep your balls! Although I don't know if the sperm soaked in ether still has the ability to impregnate! It's also a good experiment!"
You really don't have the energy to argue with her.
So, will you install this high-speed spinning... whatever it is? Or do you think someone is more suitable than you?
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- Card (Rod of Life)
- Rite: Life Creation Master
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I must admit, even if this isn’t the most wanted thing by a man, at certain times... it could definitely be in the top three.
Mahir becomes more excited after receiving your affirmation, and she rattles off more benefits of this thing. Finally, she takes out a small wooden box.
“Just cut off your current one and give it to me, I’ll take it back and make a mold based on it, and I can have it done in no time!”
... Cut it off?! And shouldn't it be three times bigger?!
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You tell her that you didn't spend money to invest in her for this kind of return.
She is utterly confused, and as you forcefully escort her out the door, she keeps grabbing passing footmen and guards, asking, 'Don't you want a high-speed spinning gold phallus?'
...That's the end of it, you never want to hear about high-speed spinning again.
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